J-William Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 Obama: A solution for all the problems that ail you. Obama can fix US Latin American relations Obama is the great leader, unfortunately in his time in office he has failed to show much leadership. Obama has continued the war programs that Bush started and has passed a terrible healthcare bill written by the insurance industry. But fear not, I have devised a simple fool proof plan for obama to take leadership and make positive changes. The best thing about my plan is that it takes courage and a willingness to upset wealthy and powerful people. What could be a better way to show what a strong leader you are? Step 1: end the war on drugsThis first step is pretty easy, the war on drugs costs a lot of money and has not produced any results in the last forty years other than prisons full of young men wasting their lives away.A great side benefit is that the US would get to stop propping up nasty regimes in Columbia and elsewhere because the US would no longer need their help To kill people trying to grow plants. Step 2: open the bordersNow that there’s no need to stop drugs coming across the borders, there’s also no real reason to prevent people from crossing either, and while you’re at it why not let them bring stuff with them that they want to sell or trade? If you don’t threaten people with violence for selling and trading then certainly the world will be a more peaceful place.We all know nafta was a sophisticated way of benefitting the powerful at the expense of everyone else. I have a new free trade agreement for you: “No violence against any peaceful person”. Step 3: go visit CubaIt certainly makes no sense to threaten people with violence for visiting a lovely island so close to home. What’s more, since you’ve opened the borders there will now be plenty of Cubans who want to return home, so why not lead an Obama pleasure cruise and go visit. Step 4: take your military men and money homeNow that you have stopped threatening people with violence for moving where they like and trading what they like, the need for all this military equipment has disappeared. You can now take all that money and do something better with it, like not steal it from the unborn. Step 5: take an early retirementNow that you have taken bold steps to secure peace and prosperity in the western hemisphere you can safely pat yourself on the back and go home. While you’re at it, why don’t you send those congress people home, the world needs used car salesmen.
nathanm Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 Are you an adorable 5 year old named Julia who writes in vague generalities? If not, be gone, the Great Leader has no time for your foolish requests!
J-William Posted July 19, 2013 Author Posted July 19, 2013 Are you an adorable 5 year old named Julia who writes in vague generalities? If not, be gone, the Great Leader has no time for your foolish requests! I like this reply, it is amusing and bizarre!
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