Alan C. Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Catholic Church's Top Exorcist Claims He Rid World of 160,000 Demons The Catholic Church's top exorcist, who claims to have sent 160,000 demons back to hell, says he wants Pope Francis to allow all priests to start performing the ritual to deal with a rising demand for exorcisms from the faithful. . . . "There was now, more than ever, a need for exorcists to combat people possessed by 'sorcerers' and 'Satanists,'" he noted in that report. . . . "Practicing yoga brings evil as does reading Harry Potter. They may both seem innocuous but they both deal with magic and that leads to evil," he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I might have to agree with him about yoga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Molyneux Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Then why are there still politicians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Then why are there still politicians? Apparently 160,000 isn't enough. Looks like we need to hire some more exorcists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pretzelogik Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Do you suppose he has a keepsake from the first excorcism, you know, like a business frames its first dollar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Pope Francis Performed an Accidental Exorcism http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/05/pope-francis-exorcism-video.html It really would be funny if people didn't believe this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathanm Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Doesn't matter how many exorcisms you perform, you'll never be as cool as Max Von Sydow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Then why are there still politicians? Professional courtesy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowe D Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 He is now level 99. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonF Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 so exercising on a mat is dealing with "magic" whereas "exorcising" on demons is not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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