FriendlyHacker Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 That she collapsed onto herself and now even light can't escape her.
Wuzzums Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 That she has mass whether or not the Higgs boson exists. (this joke was funny but CERN just had to ruin it)
Wesley Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 ...it is impossible to defoo because of gravity. ....her nickname is church. ...she is almost as large as Stef's forehead. ...she could be the most efficient DRO with WMDs! She just needs a cabinet for the beans.
Guest - Josh - Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 ... she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
FriendlyHacker Posted October 29, 2013 Author Posted October 29, 2013 That her angular momentum creates tidal waves in Jupiter.
_LiveFree_ Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 ....she saw that the multiverse structure looked like a piece of Swiss cheese and ate it.
FriendlyHacker Posted October 29, 2013 Author Posted October 29, 2013 ...her farts are capable of creating baby Universes....she is leaking into another dimension.
Kevin Beal Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 ...that I'm really concerned. Has anybody talked to her about this?
kalmia Posted October 30, 2013 Posted October 30, 2013 Oh no! My identity is so tied to your opinion of my mother.
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