FriendlyHacker Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 That she collapsed onto herself and now even light can't escape her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuzzums Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 That she has mass whether or not the Higgs boson exists. (this joke was funny but CERN just had to ruin it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 ...it is impossible to defoo because of gravity. ....her nickname is church. ...she is almost as large as Stef's forehead. ...she could be the most efficient DRO with WMDs! She just needs a cabinet for the beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_LiveFree_ Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 ...she puts the "m" in E=mc2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest - Josh - Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 ... she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriendlyHacker Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 That her angular momentum creates tidal waves in Jupiter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_LiveFree_ Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 ....she saw that the multiverse structure looked like a piece of Swiss cheese and ate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriendlyHacker Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 ...her farts are capable of creating baby Universes....she is leaking into another dimension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Beal Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 ...that I'm really concerned. Has anybody talked to her about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalmia Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Oh no! My identity is so tied to your opinion of my mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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