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Merry Christmas to all ye heathens


King David

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One of these days I need to finish the production of my parody Holiday album. Here are the lyrics to Frosty the Snowman. Yes, the whole album just makes Christmas songs about drugs.

 

Frosty's a pothead, and a jolly happy soul,

With a crystal pipe and a water bongHis red eyes make him look stoned.Frosty's a pothead, ya know he buys it by the pound,He does lines of snow but the childrenKnow he has the dankest shit around.There must have been some PCP in thathydro shit they found.For when they smoked it in his bowlHe just passed out on the ground.O, Frosty's a potheadand as high as he can be,And the children say he could laughall day once you got him on a spree

 

[The rest cut to not take up the whole page]

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