Holo Cene Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Thought it would be nice to hear some poetry from you guys. Here is one from me to get it started. The mantid green lush insomnia a dream unravel like the spine of my unwritten story Lie awake in the perfume of the making. We who as time, unbent and ever cheerful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathanm Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I write poems all the time, but it's not usually anything I feel has public relevance. Here's one exception, if a bit dated. Modified to only have ONE Skyclad reference. -------------- Upgraded redneck with opposable thumbsKnows the technologyHow to get things donePublish his outburst for the public to seeMost call him messiahSome call him pariahThe wind Mariah blows his hot air 'cross the seaDaughter dear my throat is parchedFetch me my coffee lest your backside besmirchedThis as paternal overlord doth I imploreGet thee back in your cinders and crawl towards your chores Unsavory protest did I break in and spyNow the doors of my armory are flung open wideThough my coffee is bulletproof this laptop falls shortHigh caliber vengeance my only retortRespect never earned can never be regainedArtillery trumps philosophy with dead precision aim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crops Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 I write poems all the time, but it's not usually anything I feel has public relevance. Here's one exception, if a bit dated. Modified to only have ONE Skyclad reference. -------------- Upgraded redneck with opposable thumbsKnows the technologyHow to get things donePublish his outburst for the public to seeMost call him messiahSome call him pariahThe wind Mariah blows his hot air 'cross the seaDaughter dear my throat is parchedFetch me my coffee lest your backside besmirchedThis as paternal overlord doth I imploreGet thee back in your cinders and crawl towards your chores Unsavory protest did I break in and spyNow the doors of my armory are flung open wideThough my coffee is bulletproof this laptop falls shortHigh caliber vengeance my only retortRespect never earned can never be regainedArtillery trumps philosophy with dead precision aim 'upgraded' 'bulletproof' 'coffee' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathanm Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I don't follow… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crops Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I don't follow… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathanm Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Yeah, the bulletproof coffee part was a reference to that coffee, but not the upgraded part. Upgraded is just a reference to my own geographiststereotyped reaction to the video. An I.T. redneck, it was so strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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