Creative government poster

[tarker12]

Hey everybody I recently came across a poster that was posted on the side of the road near my home.  It says, "Elect patrick ****** for sheriff".

 

I see it every time I come home from work and its annoying to see.  I want to put an equal sized poster (which I have) next to it with something funny on it.  I am not too creative so I can't think of anything great.  I feel it should involve something about declaring the uselessness of voting.

 

You girls and guys are smarter than me so could you help me out?

[philschneider]

You can write something along the lines of "if you provided us a volunteer service we wanted I would give you money instead of my vote"

 

or

 

something like "voting. The next best thing to breaking into my house and stealing my money."

 

or

 

"voting: giving violent people power since 1776"

 

I personally like the last one the best. Short, funny, and effective. Hope you like one of these. Good luck with the poster.

[Demosthenes_]

We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.

 

A quote from a famous political cartoonist and journalist, Kin Hubbard.

[AustinJames]

Vote! How else can we decide how to pillage your resources and exploit your labor?

[JonnyD]

Piss everyone off in one statement: "I want gay married tax avoiders to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns"

[luminescent]

My favorite was from the now defunct website anit-politics.ws:

 

 

I couldn't find it for sale online anymore, but I think it would be cool to have a professionally done sign.

 

Try searching "vote for nobody," a few variations come up.