tarker12 Posted June 29, 2014 Posted June 29, 2014 Hey everybody I recently came across a poster that was posted on the side of the road near my home. It says, "Elect patrick ****** for sheriff". I see it every time I come home from work and its annoying to see. I want to put an equal sized poster (which I have) next to it with something funny on it. I am not too creative so I can't think of anything great. I feel it should involve something about declaring the uselessness of voting. You girls and guys are smarter than me so could you help me out?
philschneider Posted June 29, 2014 Posted June 29, 2014 You can write something along the lines of "if you provided us a volunteer service we wanted I would give you money instead of my vote" or something like "voting. The next best thing to breaking into my house and stealing my money." or "voting: giving violent people power since 1776" I personally like the last one the best. Short, funny, and effective. Hope you like one of these. Good luck with the poster.
Demosthenes_ Posted June 29, 2014 Posted June 29, 2014 We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate. A quote from a famous political cartoonist and journalist, Kin Hubbard.
AustinJames Posted June 29, 2014 Posted June 29, 2014 Vote! How else can we decide how to pillage your resources and exploit your labor?
JonnyD Posted June 29, 2014 Posted June 29, 2014 Piss everyone off in one statement: "I want gay married tax avoiders to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns" 1
luminescent Posted June 30, 2014 Posted June 30, 2014 My favorite was from the now defunct website anit-politics.ws: I couldn't find it for sale online anymore, but I think it would be cool to have a professionally done sign. Try searching "vote for nobody," a few variations come up.
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