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If we don't fund the potato-salad then there would be a potato-salad power vacuum, ultimately the worst potato-salad would rise to the top and subject itself upon all those who eat potato-salad.

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I feel like in a truly free market, potato salad would fund itself. 

 

Like there would be an evolution from picnic creation gone wrong.  A potato salad so disgusting no one could get near it.  Then as the sun beat down on it, dangerous chemical reactions would take place.  Fermentation on an energy scale equal to a nuclear explosion would cause it to produce slime 10,000 times more powerful than gasoline.  People would be grosses out, but would continue to add potatos to the salad as all of the world's energy problems were solved by a clean, renewable potato salad extract.And that ladies and gents is how a free market potato salad could save the world.

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