utopian Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/aug/19/deez-nuts-rising-polls-9-percent-nc/ While conservative firebrand Donald Trump still holds a considerable lead in the 2016 presidential polls, a new candidate is making unexpected gains: Deez Nuts. A new July poll from Public Policy Polling shows Mr. Nuts, who entered the race last month, at 9 percent in North Carolina, in addition to 8 percent in Minnesota and 7 percent in Iowa. Mr. Nuts has not filed any campaign contributions yet with the Federal Election Commission. He is filed as an independent candidate from Wallingford, Iowa, the smallest hometown of all the presidential hopefuls with a population of 197. But Mr. Nuts has a lot of catching up to do to contend with Mr. Trump, who rose 8 points from from 16 percent to 24 percent in North Carolina in the new poll. I cant stop facepalming long enough to consider the philosophical implications of my country considering these top three candidates. Apparently the actual Deez Nuts is a 15 year old from Iowa who is pro gay marriage and anti immigration. In other news, the DOW closed under 17,000 for the first time from its 18,000 point high a little over a month ago. Nice to see my country's got its priorities in order.
AynRand Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Even though I have a strong dislike towards the idea of democratically voting for politicians. I might actually vote for Deez Nutz. I figure why not try to make a mockery of the political system.
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