Do you have a mental illness? Take the test!

[SALT Media]

This is strictly for entertainment purposes only, but I have been working on compiling all the sources on the MMPI-2, the world standard in clinical diagnostics. If any of you are interested, take the test and copy/paste the table it produces. I will then reply with your unofficial results.

The MMPI-2 Test

First, read these instructions:
 

The MMPI-2 stands for the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory, Second Edition. It is a long name, but it is essentially a personality measure developed in Minnesota in the 1940s and extensively modernized. An advantage of the test being around so long is that it is widely researched and is the most widely used personality test in the world.

The MMPI-2 is used in a variety of settings with many different types of people. The purpose for you taking the test today is .

There are 567 items, all to be answered true or false. It typically takes people about 1 to 2 hours to complete the test. You can take as long as you need because people vary a great deal in the time they take to complete the test. You are free to stretch and take short breaks as needed. It’s important that you feel comfortable and not distracted, so if at any time you need a break or find the conditions uncomfortable tell the person available.

It is important for you to be open and honest with your answers for us to understand you well. Your focus and attention are important as you answer the questions. It is helpful if you double-check at the end of each row to make sure you are on the correct question and have not lost your place.

Answer according to your current feelings and experiences, and answer what you feel is true about yourself.

Even though some questions may appear to not apply to you, answer every question, as omitting questions might distort our ability to understand you accurately. If you don’t feel strongly either way about an item, answer whether is it mostly true or mostly false. Answer all items. Please also note any questions you have difficulty answering or find confusing or irritating, and we will discuss them after you have completed the test.

Remember that the feedback session is a two-way process, so you will be actively involved in helping me understand you. If the test results don’t describe you accurately or are not helpful, you will have a chance to clarify how you see yourself. We have asked you to take this test because it will help us understand you more fully and in less time. It will provide a road map and a beginning point to explore how you feel and what kinds of events may have shaped you.

There are a large number of questions because the test is flexible and was designed for many different possible symptoms and personality types.

The feedback is a vital part of this process and will help determine the accuracy of the results. The value of the assessment depends on a collaboration between us so you will be able to clarify and describe the way you see yourself. It would be ideal if together we could develop a picture of who you are.

[barn]

Hi @SALT Media

Welcome to posting on the board!

Barnsley

[RichardY]

I am Jack's raging bile duct.

[BD91]

wew that was a chore to fill out lol

[mhholder2011]

Scale	Scale Description	Raw Score	K Score	T Score	% Answered
True		226			39.9
False		340			60.0
?		1			0.176
VRIN	Variable Response Inconsistency	5		50
TRIN	True Reponse Inconsistency	9		50
F	Infrequency	6		55	100
Fb	Backside F	2		51	100
Fp	Infrequency Psychopathology	4		70	100
L	Lie	6		61	100
K	Correction	15		49	100
S	Superlative Self-Presentation	24		49	98.0
Hs	Hypochondriasis	5	13	51	100
D	Depression	23		61	100
Hy	Hysteria	15		39	100
Pd	Psychopathic Deviate	17	23	50	100
Mf	Masculinity-Femininity - Male	32		62	100
Mf	Masculinity-Femininity - Female	34		undefined	100
Pa	Paranoia	10		49	100
Pt	Psychathenia	18	33	64	100
Sc	Schizophrenia	16	31	58	100
Ma	Hypomania	19	22	53	100
Si	Social Introversion	33		58	100
D1	Subjective Depression	11		61	100
D2	Psychomotor Retardation	8		65	100
D3	Physical Malfunctioning	4		59	100
D4	Mental Dullness	4		58	100
D5	Brooding	4		62	100
Hy1	Denial of Social Anxiety	3		45	100
Hy2	Need for Affection	4		40	100
Hy3	Lassitude-malaise	4		57	100
Hy4	Somatic Complaints	2		48	100
Hy5	Inhibition of Aggression	1		33	100
Pd1	Familial Discord	2		51	100
Pd2	Authority Problems	1		35	100
Pd3	Social Imperturbability	2		40	100
Pd4	Social Alienation	6		62	100
Pd5	Self-alienation	7		67	100
Pa1	Persecutory Ideas	1		46	100
Pa2	Poignancy	3		55	100
Pa3	Naivete	4		46	100
Sc1	Social Alienation	6		64	100
Sc2	Emotional Alienation	2		59	100
Sc3	Lack of Ego Mastery, Cognitive	1		48	100
Sc4	Lack of Ego Mastery, Conative	4		60	100
Sc5	Lack of Ego Mastery, Defective Inhibition	2		54	100
Sc6	Bizarre Sensory Experiences	2		51	100
Ma1	Amorality	0		35	100
Ma2	Psychomotor Acceleration	6		53	100
Ma3	Imperturbability	1		35	100
Ma4	Ego Inflation	5		63	100
Si1	Shyness/Self-Consciousness	8		59	100
Si2	Social Avoidance	3		49	100
Si3	Self/Other Alienation	6		53	100
ANX	Anxiety	4		47	100
FRS	Fears	1		41	100
OBS	Obsessivness	9		63	100
DEP	Depression	9		59	100
HEA	Health Concerns	11		64	100
BIZ	Bizarre Mentation	0		39	100
ANG	Anger	5		48	100
CYN	Cynicism	11		51	100
ASP	Antisocial Practices	4		42	100
TPA	Type A	5		43	94.7
LSE	Low Self-esteem	7		57	100
SOD	Social Discomfort	11		55	100
FAM	Family Problems	7		55	100
WRK	Work Interference	11		57	100
TRT	Negative Treatment Indicators	7		56	100
A	Anxiety	16		58	100
R	Repression	15		50	100
Es	Ego Strength	31		36	100
MAC-R	MacAndrew Alcoholism Scale-Revised	20		46	100
AAS	Addiction Acknowledgement	0		36	100
APS	Addiction Potential	22		46	97.4
MDS	Marital Distress	3		51	100
Ho	Hostility	22		54	100
O-H	Overcontrolled Hostility	15		59	100
Do	Dominance	15		45	100
Re	Social Responsibility	23		57	100
Mt	College Maladjustment	18		60	100
GM	Masculine Gender Role	30		34	100
GF	Feminine Gender Role	31		58	100
PK	Post-traumatic Stress Disorder	13		58	100
PS	Post-traumatic Stress Disorder	18		59	100
D-O	Depression, Obvious	14		65	100
D-S	Depression, Subtle	9		44	100
Hy-O	Hysteria, Obvious	5		51	100
Hy-S	Hysteria, Subtle	10		36	100
Pd-O	Psychopathic Deviate, Obvious	7		52	100
Pd-S	Psychopathic Deviate, Subtle	10		48	100
Pa-O	Paranoia, Obvious	3		52	100
Pa-S	Paranoia, Subtle	7		48	100
Ma-O	Hypomania, Obvoius	8		54	100
Ma-S	Hypomania, Subtle	11		54	100
dem	Demoralization	8		58	100
som	Somatic Complaints	5		58	100
lpe	Low Positive Emotions	8		64	100
cyn	Cynicism	6		48	100
asb	Antisocial Behavior	2		41	100
per	Ideas of Persecution	0		41	100
dne	Dysfunctional Negative Emotions	8		56	100
abx	Aberrant Experiences	0		39	100
hpm	Hypomanic Activation	7		41	100
AGGR	Aggressiveness	4		38	100
PSYC	Psychoticism	4		52	100
DISC	Disconstraint	4		30	100
NEGE	Negative Emotionality / Neuroticism	9		49	100
INTR	Introversion / Low Positive Emotionality	15		59	100
FRS1	Generalized Fearfulness	0		44	100
FRS2	Multiple Fears	0		37	100
DEP1	Lack of Drive	3		57	100
DEP2	Dysphoria	2		58	100
DEP3	Self-Depreciation	3		62	100
DEP4	Suicidal Ideation	0		45	100
HEA1	Gastrointestinal Symptoms	3		83	100
HEA2	Neurological Symtoms	1		47	100
HEA3	General Health Concerns	3		64	100
BIZ1	Psychotic Symptomatology	0		44	100
BIZ2	Schizotypal Characteristics	0		41	100
ANG1	Explosive Behavior	1		45	100
ANG2	Irritability	3		51	100
CYN1	Misanthropic Beliefs	8		55	100
CYN2	Interpersonal Suspiciousness	3		48	100
ASP1	Antisocial Attitudes	4		43	100
ASP2	Antisocial Behavior	0		38	100
TPA1	Impatience	2		45	83.3
TPA2	Competitive Drive	1		39	100
LSE1	Self-Doubt	1		44	100
LSE2	Submissiveness	3		62	100
SOD1	Introversion	8		59	100
SOD2	Shyness	2		47	100
FAM1	Family Discord	3		50	100
FAM2	Familial Alienation	3		67	100
TRT1	Low Motivation	3		60	100
TRT2	Inability to Disclose	2		52	100

Scale	Scale Description	Question	Answer	Question Text
KB1	Koss-Butcher Critical Items - Acute Anxiety Scale	5	True	I am easily awakened by noise.
KB1	Koss-Butcher Critical Items - Acute Anxiety Scale	28	True	I am bothered by an upset stomach several times a week.
KB1	Koss-Butcher Critical Items - Acute Anxiety Scale	59	True	I am troubled by discomfort in the pit of my stomach every few days or so.
KB1	Koss-Butcher Critical Items - Acute Anxiety Scale	218	True	I have periods of such great restlessness that I cannot sit long in a chair.
KB1	Koss-Butcher Critical Items - Acute Anxiety Scale	469	True	I sometimes feel that I am about to go to pieces.
KB2	Koss-Butcher Critical Items - Depressed Suicidal Ideation	38	True	I have had periods of days, weeks, or months when I couldn't take care of things because I couldn't "get going".
KB2	Koss-Butcher Critical Items - Depressed Suicidal Ideation	71	True	These days I find it hard not to give up hope of amounting to something.
KB2	Koss-Butcher Critical Items - Depressed Suicidal Ideation	146	True	I cry easily.
KB2	Koss-Butcher Critical Items - Depressed Suicidal Ideation	233	True	I have difficulty in starting to do things.
KB2	Koss-Butcher Critical Items - Depressed Suicidal Ideation	524	True	No one knows it but I have tried to kill myself.
KB2	Koss-Butcher Critical Items - Depressed Suicidal Ideation	9	False	My daily life is full of things that keep me interested.
KB3	Koss-Butcher Critical Items - Threatened Assault	37	True	At times I feel like smashing things.
KB6	Koss-Butcher Critical Items - Persecutory Ideas	241	True	It is safer to trust nobody.
LW1	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Anxiety and Tension	218	True	I have periods of such great restlessness that I cannot sit long in a chair.
LW2	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Depression and Worry	165	False	My memory seems to be all right.
LW3	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Sleep Disturbance	5	True	I am easily awakened by noise.
LW3	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Sleep Disturbance	328	True	Sometimes some unimportant thought will run through my mind and bother me for days.
LW4	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Deviant Beliefs	106	False	My speech is the same as always (not faster or slower, no slurring or hoarseness).
LW5	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Deviant Thinking and Experiences	427	True	I have never seen a vision.
LW8	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Family Conflict	21	True	At times I have very much wanted to leave home.
LW10	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Sexual Concern and Deviation	12	False	My sex life is satisfactory.
LW10	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Sexual Concern and Deviation	121	False	I have never indulged in unusual sex practices.
LW11	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Somatic Symptoms	28	True	I am bothered by an upset stomach several times a week.
LW11	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Somatic Symptoms	57	True	I hardly ever feel pain in the back of my neck.
LW11	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Somatic Symptoms	59	True	I am troubled by discomfort in the pit of my stomach every few days or so.
LW11	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Somatic Symptoms	111	True	I have a great deal of stomach trouble.
LW11	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Somatic Symptoms	33	False	I seldom worry about my health.
LW11	Lachar-Wrobel Critical Items - Somatic Symptoms	159	False	I have never had a fainting spell.

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